when i have “that talk” with my kids one day

lptznnr:

brb dying

why were they blue tho

because they were ghetto and couldn’t afford cocoa butter so theyre really ashy

you-were-hot-so-i:

remember when they were going to censor the internet

remember when white people cared about kony 

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

remember when people planked?

me: ok im doing homework before getting on the internet this time
me: *gets on tumblr*
6 hours later: fuck